If life hands _ a lemon, _ will run away from the lemon and drink Gingerale Instead.
If Life hands * a lemon, * will make Orange Squash.
If Life hands # a lemon, # will make lemonade, admire the lemon peel, squirt some of the juice in some unsuspecting soul's eye, make lewd remarks and compare the lemon to certain body parts.
If Life Hands ^ a Lemon, ^ will say, but but but...where's the Broccoli?
If Life Hands () a Lemon, () will never let the Lemon go.